Is this for people who have never been to Mumbai?

Yes. Also for people who’ve never left Mumbai. And especially for people who think Mumbai ends at Bandra. After reading it, you will find out why Mumbai is actually bigger than the observable universe. Paradox, I know.

I was offended by something I read here. What do I do now?

You’re not alone. Please consult our dedicated guide on How to Take Offense Professionally and consider enrolling with Countrywide Offense Management Pvt. Ltd. for presenting your case to the offenders.

Is there a book? Should I buy the book?

Now you’re asking the real questions. Yes, there is a book. Should you buy it? Of course you should. Why would you ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut? The answer is always a resounding yes. Or you can just buy me a cutting chai.

Are these all based on true stories?

As true as election promises.

What if I have more questions?

Duh! Start from the first question again.